Archive for June, 2008
Shore Thing
Summertime always gets me frisky, and summer hunks frolicking on the beach in their bikini briefs get me even friskier, so Shore Thing was a sure thing guaranteed to turn me on, get me hot, frisky and ready to frolick! We’re treated to four spectacularly sexy scenes with hunky studs exploring each other’s bodies with passion and tenderness exquisitely combined for intense satisfaction. Starting with a story of a lost cock-ring deliberately placed to lure a hunky young stud back for some super sexy cock-play, Shore Thing takes us on a ride of ecstasy and exploration as these hunky studs delight with their sexy foreign language (hearing their husky tones speaking a language I don’t understand as they seduce each other just makes the hair tingle on the back of my neck and the horniness and hardness rise in my pants) and amaze with their cock-handling skills as they produce some of the best male bonding footage I’ve ever had the pleasure of viewing.
A super sexy shower scene is second in the line-up, and these two hunks don’t waste any time getting straight into the action. The sensuality emanated from this couple as they kissed, caressed, sucked and eventually fucked in several positions while the water beat down on their hot naked bodies. You’re definitely treated to some excellent eye-candy in Shore Thing, and the rest of the movie kept up the pace with a poolside pounding coming next that featured some sexy toe-sucking and close-up rimming and a whole variety of fuck positions in and out of the water. Of course, what summertime beach experience is complete without the image of super-sexy studs jumping up and down and bouncing those cute asses in a friendly game of volleyball, and Shore Thing delivers exactly what we want with a final ridiculously hot threesome scene that blew my mind as well as my load. Five spectacularly sensual swishes to the left for Shore Thing.
Read More..>>Brazilian Beef
If you aren’t a young twink, you probably remember the movie Blame it on Rio starring a young sexy Michael Caine…hated it. Anyways, this is what that movie should have been about, because it shows all the best sights to see in Brazil, without even having to go outside more than a couple of times. That’s right, the best things Brazil has to see are the tanned young studs that overflow their lucky country, and if one of them happened to be named Rio, the only thing I would blame him for is the bow-legged walk I would have the next day.
The length of Brazilian Beef is as epic as my favorite blockbuster movie ‘Lord of the Rings’…you know the one where this guy has this cock ring that just keeps his cock hard and wanting to get fucked all the time, and he’s on a quest to find the perfect anal ring (sphincter) for it to fit into…well, the length of the cocks on some of these younger studs as they enjoy the spiciness their Latin blood craves is also something to get excited about and scene after scene of rimming, sucking, fucking and cumming leaves you drained and content over and over throughout the movie. If any of the youthful studs in this movie ever manage to sneak across the borders into America, they will certainly find sanctuary as my personal cabana boys. Brazilian Beef was very satisfying in all the right ways and gets five swishes of my muy caliente salsa.
Read More..>>Whatever It Takes
Whatever It Takes certainly had whatever it took to stretch the limits of my imagination as I got to see some of the nicest meat I’ve ever seen outside of that little deli down on 4th street…you know the one I mean with that young hunky looking Greek vision of swarthiness that works in the back…I’d sure like to work in his back; but oh I digress. This movie starts off with an exquisitely well-hung young adonis…well I say well-hung, I mean he can spin it like a propellor (and you know those are some friendly skies I would like to fly on) and the meat market from this point only gets as good if not better.
Not only are the guys in this movie picture perfect models, but each and every one of them is well enough hung to be perfect models for penis pills that make your cock larger. Each scene has enough super hot sucking and fucking to put the swirls in my lollipop, and the generous makers of this movie also did not limit these super-studs as we get ’super-sized cock cubed’ in a spectacularly throbbingly hot and well-hung match-up of a trio of Toreadors. If you like your meat well-hung then Whatever It Takes has what it takes to give your love-rocket lift-off over and over again. Seven stratospheric swishes of epic proportions for Whatever It Takes.
Read More..>>First Seduction
This movie just goes to prove what I’ve always said…all men are sluts. Now I know some of you are thinking “LeVar…what are you talking about ? My straight neighbor is totally not a slut, even though I wish he was…but he’s owned by his woman.” Well to this I say; Honey you are sooo wrong, if you got her out of the way for a day and invited him over for some redneck beer and had some woman porn on, before you know it he would have his cock out with you having yours out and after a few minutes mutual jacking, the offer of your mouth would appeal to him just as much as any womans. Know why? Cos like First Seduction shows, all men are sluts.
The scenes vary from viginettes like I previously described with a porn movie, breaking the ice but making things oh so nice and then move forwards showing how much men in union (even if one of them is mixed up in the head and thinks he prefers women) can accomplish. Co-operation is the name of the game as these guys join together using their unity to accomplish their goals and then showing each other that gay or straight, one thing guys have in common is the joy and pride we take in our tools. Of course, any time when one guy shows his tool to another, the guy it’s being shown to needs to try it out and that’s just as true when it comes to the tempting tools between our legs. These guys obviously take pride and pleasure in showing their straight friends and neighbors that ‘Anything a she can do…A he can do better’. Four big swishes of neighborly love from my friendly neighborhood watering hose to First Seduction.
Read More..>>Workin’ It Up
First I have to say that I never knew that hunky Vulcan vision of studliness that plays Sylar on Heroes and Frankenstein somehow had a lovechild…but we get to see this musclebound product of two cro-magnon skulls with a heroic hard-on of his own. I wouldn’t mind getting an up close and personal Vulcan nerve pinch from him…anyways, this is a movie about some fun-loving guys finding they have more in common than just their own physical development and how they can help each other grow.
These prime packages of meat show that there is no time or place that they won’t appreciate another well developed physique and that they enjoy savoring each other’s muscley forms from one end to another and also in and out of these ends. The youthful enthusiasm that these studs in Workin’ It Up bring to the screen translated well to enthusiasm for me as a viewer as my own love-muscle began workin’ it up.
I’m sure if they continue working out like this they will find that they have helped each other’s growth in their bodies and appreciations of them.
Three big twirling swishes for Workin’ It Up, and I hope to see another lean, mean muscley sequel soon.
Read More..>>Sex and the Single Man
Last night I cozied up in my flannel jammies with a nice cup of hot cocoa and watched one of TV’s greatest old shows ‘Gentle Ben.’ For those of you who don’t know the show; Ben is a big Kodiak Grizzly bear…kinda like Lassie but not as much of a bitch. Well this inspired me to look through our archives for some hot bear action of a more satisfying nature.
I ended up with Sex and the Single Man which, while it did have some bear action, it really wasn’t beary good. Some of these ‘bears’ were so undersized that they could only have played Boo-Boo from Yogi Bear. I also felt let down cos I had pictured lots of sweaty hairy muscles merging against each other for some hot musky sex, but it was all very standard one-on-one scenery but on this count I can only blame myself, cos I should’ve known from the title.
Some of these sweet asses in profile while getting plowed are certain to make you shoot for the stars but Sex and the Single Man could have been a lot hotter and gets a semi-satisfied three swishes to the left.
Read More..>>George and Josh
Big Reward
Big Reward is another Big Example of the fact that the French (especially the Canadian ones) are liars never to be trusted and horrible lovers regardless of the reputation that may precede them. With a title like Big Reward you would think that they were talking about something Big. Well honey if they were talking about length in any way…be it length of cock or length of movie then it’s just more French Canadian lies.
When I go into a restaurant and order myself something to eat and enjoy, the common denominator is that it is filled with meat and after I’m finished I’m filled with meat. This is the same formula for when I’m having sex and the desire to see some meat on my men (especially the part of them that matters most) endures in the choice of the porn I watch.
Maybe there are some men out there who enjoy playing with a swizzle stick in their mouth and sucking on a straw instead of slurping on salami…well according to Big Reward there definitely are because they are in this movie, unless these silly willies are what the French call big. No wonder their women are evidently such sluts that they seek attention from foreigners instead of their own men. I certainly wouldn’t want these dopey looking pale twinks in my bed either.
I highly recommend not watching this movie and finding one of the others I’ve reviewed with nice large cocks and beefy men like Incummin’ Fire. Nothing swishes or does anything for Big Reward.
Read More..>>A Jock’s Dream
Obviously A Jock’s Dream was made by a straight man and should be boycotted. (sadly that doesn’t mean taking a studly youth, throwing him on a cot and having your way with him) This movie showed very little consideration for the type of action that we like to see and the full on penetration of these tight full moons as they get splayed open for our enjoyment.
Now I understand that this movie is supposed to be a dream-like sequence of decadence…the kind where you wake up with a super wet tummy. But that is no excuse for having the camera work be so dark that I can’t see all the manly action going on and the full experience of watching these studly jocks show that sex is the sport that they are best at. Boo to you cameraman…I hope your latte is late. The only thing I can say in favor of this dark action is that it certainly does highlight those tighty whitey jockstraps, and mmm mmm I sure would love to snap me one of those.
The sex probably would have been incredibly hot if I could’ve seen it better and I hope to see some of these muscley hunks in future movies where I can see more of them.
Two half-hearted swishes and a big raspberry to A Jock’s Dream.
Read More..>>Native Tongues
At first when I saw the box for this movie I thought it was going to be a gay horror movie…It made me shiver when I was reading the part about three muscly men lost in the Amazon…I mean honey when I hear Amazon I picture big scary women with huge naked breasteses trying to alter the natural nature of things and make men their slaves…ooo the thought of those horrors that these young men were going to endure gave me goosebumps and I wasn’t sure if I would watch it or not.
But surprise…it seems that not only is the Amazon a type of woman, but it’s also a place where lean yummy sun-browned men run around naked all the time (unfortunately Native Tongues was culturally lacking in that I didn’t get to see any tribal orgies, just the usual porn studs I always see.)
Native Tongues was still very exciting as these young nubile men decorated themselves with war paint and looked oh so ferocious as they came across each other and had a close encounter from Uranus. The last scene like in so many other movies was the best of the bunch as these muscled specimens of manhood got together for some group action and some of the hardest outdoor primal poking…the kind of depths that would give those other scary Amazons nightmares of their own.
Native Tongues is well worth watching for both it’s action and the educational value of learning about the fun life people have living in rainforests.
Four swishes and a big primal thrust for Native Tongues.
Read More..>>Tony Davinci
Tender Chickens
I am Man…Hear Me Roar honey…Tender Chickens shows us men in our natural primal state as we obey the laws of the jungle and the strong and mature dominate the younger and smaller members of the pack. That’s what is oh so evident here as these strong studly guys get hold of some younger and submissive sluts and get down to making the most of their services.
The intensity of the sex as these musclebound macho men subjugated these twinks made me realize why these slutty twinks are called chickens, cos honey I almost laid an egg. The cameras and lighting perfectly captured and enhanced the musculature as well as the sweaty sheen as these animals showed us that like all predators, everybody likes the taste of chicken. I think that just like the statue of David got ripped off by its creator, God ripped these masterly men in this movie off because I’m sure that these slutty twinks could’ve taken some bigger meat considering the ease with which they get their hot holes filled by the dominant dicks of these super-sexy alpha males.
Overall Tender Chickens gave me an overall glow as well as an overall sticky feeling…especially on my tummy, and four big creamy-coated swishes to Tender Chickens.
Read More..>>Size Does Matter 5
Helloooo…can anyone say racial stereotyping…I knew you could and obviously so can the people who made these Size Does Matter movies. Don’t get me wrong honey, I love a good yummy chocolate stick to suck on and a muscular black stallion to ride as much as the next guy but couldn’t they find any well-hung white guys for this movie too ? I mean I know I’ve seen some and the eye at the end of my cock has loved watching the endowment of Jeff Palmer and some other alabaster Sex-Gods with their chiseled physiques, and in my opinion this kind of movie only reinforces stereotypes and makes average or under-hung mahogany men feel as though they are lacking.
Now that I’ve said my social piece, on with the show and my opinion of it…loved it!!
While these lean mean fuck machines only got to do one-on-one sex they still managed to make the most out of the lethal weapons they were packing…we’re talking intense fudge-packing action and some of the hungriest cock-sucking I have ever been lucky enough to see, and the first scene with the young white guy getting to service the well-hung muscular iron-thewed ebony titan made me salivate from both my mouth and my cock in anticipation of what was to come.
Size Does Matter 5 is something you can watch time and again and always get something out of it and something out of you.
Four big swishes around the world for Size Does Matter 5.
Read More..>>Patrick, Zoltan and Isidore
Black Force
You have to show some emotion in your sex and Bacchus’s “Black Force” does a half-decent job at this. By half decent, I mean only one person ever seemed to be enjoying the sex.
The first scene shows us a very dark-skinned brotha sucking off his slender Latino partner. With the blow job he’s getting, the slender brotha could at least show a little interest — F’lamin Yon knows he would be! At least there’s some decent reactions when the dark brother gets his ass fucked hard by his Latino friend. But still, no real emotion from the Latino.
The second scene has two brotha’s, but, again, this is a one-sided affair. They even appear to be in the same room and bed as the first two. The one doing all the sucking is having a great time, if only his lover would join in on the fun! The sex is pretty good — it even rocks the bed. If only it would rock the other hunk into expressing something.
Again, there is a good blow job but no reaction from the receiver. How can he be bored with that kind of cock sucking being given!! An okay sex scene was momentarily interrupted by a crew member making a very big crash noise.
The last scene has the Latino back but still no reaction as he has his cock sucked by a handsome brotha. It is a spirited blow job and warrants far more reaction than was given. The sex is okay, but nothing to brag about.
Bacchus needs to put some force into Black Force. The actors receiving all the attention seemed to not be paying ANY attention to the wonderful treatment they were being given. At least the other partner enjoyed a good fucking. F’lamin Yon used one face towel for this video, but only with one hand.
Read More..>>Incummin’ Fire
Some hot boys from our nation’s military give some solo play in Barrack X 69’s “Incummin’ Fire.” While the guys are hot, the cameraman doesn’t need to be giving direction. These boys can do their duty without orders.
The first scene shows a sexy navy boy who also fights fires getting warmed up in a hot tub. F’lamin Yon can already tell this solider will only ignite his burning passion. The cameraman converses with him and starts to give him some direction. Our navy boy jerks himself off and gives an excellent cum shot despite the constant blabbering of the camera man. A second navy boy is also in this scene and quickly strips off his nice white uniform. It’s anchors away, my boy, as he lubes himself up for another solo. If only the camera man would stop talking and let these sweet boys do their work.
An army of one is presented to the screen as he talks about himself and what he likes. Thankfully there is no talkative camera man as this hunky solider strips down and talks dirty while he solos. As he talks about wanting to have a mouth around his cock, F’lamin Yon is tempted to enlist if he can get that job! Yours truly would love to serve his country and service this recruit. A great cum shot ends with a cool dip in the pool.
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The third scene brings in another young navy boy, but the talkative cameraman is back and as annoying as ever. All the talk and questions seem to distract the hunk from his duties, but thankfully a well-oiled toy brings him back into the game. This time the cameraman does something right and helps the boy by fucking him with the dildo. A good cum shot and his tour of duty is over.
The fourth scene has Sergeant Scott showing off his new pin and his sexy body. He talks for a bit before dressing down and getting pumped up. His large cock makes up for any gabbing by the camera man. An excellent solo and good cum shot.
The last scene finally gets beyond the solos as two sexy navy boys are hot and ready to fuck. The cameraman shuts up while our wet boys strip their clothes and explore each other’s bodies. Apparently the lucky young recruit is getting off Barrack’s calendar boys to fuck him bareback. A very hot scene that puts F’lamin Yon at full attention!
These military boys were hot, and F’lamin Yon enjoys a good round of solo jerking off. Ending it with a hot sex scene really complimented the whole film. If only Barrack X 69 could get their camera man to shut up long enough for the boys to enjoy themselves! Four face towels were recruited to clean the TV screen. To the showers! Muah!!
Read More..>>Incummin’ Fire
Some hot boys from our nation’s military give some solo play in Barrack X 69’s “Incummin’ Fire.” While the guys are hot, the cameraman doesn’t need to be giving direction. These boys can do their duty without orders.
The first scene shows a sexy navy boy who also fights fires getting warmed up in a hot tub. F’lamin Yon can already tell this solider will only ignite his burning passion. The cameraman converses with him and starts to give him some direction. Our navy boy jerks himself off and gives an excellent cum shot despite the constant blabbering of the camera man. A second navy boy is also in this scene and quickly strips off his nice white uniform. It’s anchors away, my boy, as he lubes himself up for another solo. If only the camera man would stop talking and let these sweet boys do their work.
An army of one is presented to the screen as he talks about himself and what he likes. Thankfully there is no talkative camera man as this hunky solider strips down and talks dirty while he solos. As he talks about wanting to have a mouth around his cock, F’lamin Yon is tempted to enlist if he can get that job! Yours truly would love to serve his country and service this recruit. A great cum shot ends with a cool dip in the pool.
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The third scene brings in another young navy boy, but the talkative cameraman is back and as annoying as ever. All the talk and questions seem to distract the hunk from his duties, but thankfully a well-oiled toy brings him back into the game. This time the cameraman does something right and helps the boy by fucking him with the dildo. A good cum shot and his tour of duty is over.
The fourth scene has Sergeant Scott showing off his new pin and his sexy body. He talks for a bit before dressing down and getting pumped up. His large cock makes up for any gabbing by the camera man. An excellent solo and good cum shot.
The last scene finally gets beyond the solos as two sexy navy boys are hot and ready to fuck. The cameraman shuts up while our wet boys strip their clothes and explore each other’s bodies. Apparently the lucky young recruit is getting off Barrack’s calendar boys to fuck him bareback. A very hot scene that puts F’lamin Yon at full attention!
These military boys were hot, and F’lamin Yon enjoys a good round of solo jerking off. Ending it with a hot sex scene really complimented the whole film. If only Barrack X 69 could get their camera man to shut up long enough for the boys to enjoy themselves! Four face towels were recruited to clean the TV screen. To the showers! Muah!!
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